The Things People Say

Some quotes that caught my attention, and their source.

"Jesus was a social worker, and look what happened to him."
- A friend's grandfather, on learning that she was going into social work.

"So sorry to hear your beloved Missy is no longer with us. Life is full of disappointments"
- My grandmother, on learning that I had to put my cat down.

"I don't care what you're trying to say - it isn't possible to 'accidently' buy three bags of chips!"
- A mother to her 10 year old daughter, overheard at the swimming pool

"Why is my watermelon so expensive!"
- Shouted like a statement by a man to the cashier at the grocery store